15 Ways To Annoy Albert Wesker by Mindless-Ho-oh, literature
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15 Ways To Annoy Albert Wesker
14 Ways To Annoy Albert Wesker
1. Ask if he's a natural blonde.
2. Replace his hair gel with glue.
3. If he asks about it, tell him Chris did it.
4. Ask if he really hates Chris, or if it's just sexual tension.
5. Reassure him that if he's ever hungry he can always go for a Jill sandwich with Barry.
6. Tell him real men don't wear skin-tight suits.
7. The next time he goes grocery shopping, put a box of condoms in his cart and tell him that he needs to be "prepared." Make sure to also ask if you and him need to have "the talk."
8. Switch his ring tone to the "Ding Dong Song."
9. If he changes it, switch it again. This time to, "Like
15 Ways To Annoy Alucard by Mindless-Ho-oh, literature
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15 Ways To Annoy Alucard
15 WAYS TO ANNOY ALUCARD
1. Steal his gun & hide it.
2. When he asks you about it, tell him Anderson did it.
3. Replace the stolen gun with a plastic one (paint rainbow ponies on it).
4. Say he can't fight Albert Wesker and win.
5. When he asks where he can find Albert Wesker, tell him to go buy Resident Evil 5.
6. Give him a bouncy ball that says 'Special Mom' for Christmas this year.
7. When he asks what the hell you were thinking when you bought it, tell him you don't know what he's talking about.
8. On mother's day, give him breakfast in bed.
9. Show him AxA yaoi.
10. Ask him if it turns him on.
11. When he says no, pat him on
9 Ways to Annoy Alucard by Giver-of-Cookies, literature
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9 Ways to Annoy Alucard
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~9 Ways To Annoy Alucard~~~~~~~~~~~
*I suggest doing these in order. they all sorta fall together.
**This is for precautionary reasons
1*. Steal his gun** (The jackal >D)
2. Steal his outfit, or buy an alucard costume.
3. Follow him around while wearing it.
4. Imitate his every move while wearing it.
5. Whenever he tries to talk to Integra sing "I'm bringin sexy back" (this is why you stole the gun. I suggest running before he goes all dog demon on you and eats you whole)
6. (you can do this one whenever) tell him Walter loves him. (that'll piss off walter and alucard)
7. (this should be done somwher